Download E-books How it Works: The Husband (Ladybird Books for Grown-ups) PDF

By Jason Hazeley

From bestselling authors Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris - a nugget of knowledge within the extraordinary Ladybirds for Grown Ups sequence. This pleasant e-book is the newest within the sequence of Ladybird books which were in particular deliberate to assist grown-ups with the realm approximately them. the big transparent script, the cautious selection of phrases, the common repetition and the considerate matching of textual content with photos all allow grown-ups to imagine they've got taught themselves to manage. that includes unique Ladybird paintings along brilliantly humorous, fresh textual content. additionally on hand: the way it Works: The Husband the way it Works: The spouse the way it Works: the mother The Ladybird ebook of the Mid-Life challenge The Ladybird e-book of the Hangover The Ladybird booklet of Mindfulness The Ladybird e-book of the Shed The Ladybird e-book of courting The Ladybird booklet of the Hipster

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Download E-books Ramona and Her Mother PDF

By Beverly Cleary

Ramona Quimby isn't any longer seven, yet no longer rather 8. She's "seven and a part right now," should you ask her! no longer allowed to stick domestic by myself, but the right age to monitor pesky Willa Jean, Ramona wonders while her mom will deal with her like her older, extra mature sister, Beezus.

But together with her mom and dad' unsettling quarrels and a few spelling difficulty in class, Ramona wonders if becoming up is all it really is cracked as much as be. it doesn't matter what, she'll constantly be her mother's little girl…right? This warm-hearted tale of a mother's love for her lively younger daughter is advised superbly via Newbery Medal successful writer Beverly Cleary.

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Download E-books Adrian Mole And The Weapons Of Mass Destruction PDF

By Sue Townsend

Adrian Mole and The guns of Mass Destruction is the 6th e-book in Sue Townsend's brilliantly humorous Adrian Mole sequence. Wednesday April second My birthday. i'm thirty-five this present day. i'm formally middle-aged. it's all downhill from now. A pathetic slide in the direction of gum sickness, wheelchair ramps and loss of life. Adrian Mole is middle-aged yet nonetheless scribbling. operating as a bookseller and residing in Leicester's Rat Wharf; discovering time to jot down letters of recommendation to Tim Henman and Tony Blair; locked in mortal strive against with a vicious swan referred to as Gielgud; measuring his increasing bald spot; and attempting to win-over the voluptuous Daisy . . . Adrian yearns for a greater extra significant global. yet he isn't able to quit his pen yet... Bestselling writer Sue Townsend has been Britain's favorite comedian author for over 3 many years. 'Hilarious. Deft, gleeful mockery impales modish fads, from domestic make-overs to new-age crazes, whereas fiercer irony is proficient at the country's involvement with Iraq' Sunday instances 'Richly comedian ... filled packed with humour, tragedy, self-importance, pathos and, very sometimes, knowledge' mum or dad 'Completely hilarious, laugh-out-loud, a pleasure' day-by-day reflect Sue Townsend is Britain's favorite comedian writer. Her highly profitable novels contain 8 Adrian Mole books, the general public Confessions of a Middle-Aged lady (Aged 55¾), quantity Ten, Ghost teenagers, The Queen and that i, Queen Camilla and the lady Who Went to mattress For a 12 months, all of that are hugely acclaimed bestsellers. She has additionally written various well-received performs. She lives in Leicester, the place she was once born and grew up.

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Download E-books Black Cats and April Fools: Origins of Old Wives Tales and Superstitions in Our Daily Lives PDF

By Harry Oliver

An exciting examine the origins of a few of our hottest superstitions and outdated other halves stories. humans have knocked on wooden to thrust back misfortune, or watched a bride throw a bouquet over her head at a marriage, yet how often have they stopped to contemplate the place such customs originate, or why they suffer? in the back of lots of our day-by-day rituals and ideology lies a desirable background of strange and lovely notions, a few rational, others fanciful. during this diverting quantity, Harry Oliver delves into the tales at the back of our wealthy traditions to give an explanation for them with attribute wit and aptitude. So prior to you look for from now on four-leaf clovers or fear concerning the subsequent Friday the thirteenth, dip into this little booklet to determine why.

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Download E-books Chart Throb PDF

By Ben Elton

Chart Throb—the final pop quest. Ninety-five thousand hopefuls. 3 judges. only one winner. and that's Calvin Simms, the genius at the back of the exhibit. Calvin continually wins simply because Calvin writes the foundations. yet this 12 months, as he sits smugly in judgment upon the clingers and blingers whom he has preselected in his rigorously scripted "search" for a celebrity, he has no concept that the principles are altering. The "real" is set to be positioned again into "reality" tv, and Calvin and his fellow judges (the nation’s favourite mother and the opposite man) are approximately to turn into "ex-factors" themselves. Ben Elton returns to blistering comedian satire with a vengeance in this no-holds-barred festival. One winner. hundreds of losers. Crazed, no-talent, reputation junkies . . . and people are just the judges.

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Download E-books Last Act in Palmyra: A Marcus Didius Falco Mystery (Marcus Didius Falco Mysteries) PDF

The spirit of experience calls Falco on a brand new spying venture to the untamed East looking for the Emperor Vespasian . he is selecting up additional charges from his outdated good friend Thalia the snake dancer as he searches for Sophrona, her misplaced water organist. With the manager secret agent Anacrites paying his fare, Falco is familiar with whatever can get it wrong.

A harmful brush with the Brother, the sinister ruler of Nabataean Petra, sends Falco and his female friend Helena on a quick camel journey to Syria. the following they subscribe to a touring theatre team, which retains wasting individuals in nonaccidental drownings. The undesirable appearing and bad audiences are nearly as undesirable because the desolate tract and its scorpions-then because the killer hovers, Falco attempts to write down a play...

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Download E-books Too Many Curses PDF

By A. Lee Martinez

From A. Lee Martinez, the Alex Award-winning writer of Gil's All Fright Diner, comes Too Many Curses.


Margle the Horrendous takes detailed satisfaction in by no means killing his enemies. as an alternative, the wizard transforms them into a number of accursed types and locks them away in his citadel. His halls are packed with his selection of fallen heroes and defeated villains.

It's Nessy's responsibility to have a tendency this fort. it is a lot of labor, yet she takes delight in housework abilities that hold the citadel from collapsing into chaos. but if Margle all of sudden dies, every little thing starts to resolve. Nessy reveals herself surrounded by means of monsters, curses, a door that are supposed to by no means be opened, and one very lethal darkish wizardess.

Nessy does not have may or magic on her aspect; she's only a kobold: brief, bushy, and good. it might be smarter to stroll away, yet taking good care of the fortress is Nessy's activity, and that is simply what she intends to do.

If merely she may well locate time to shine the silver whereas beating again the forces of darkness.

"Fans of Douglas Adams will fortunately sink their the teeth into this blend platter of raunchy laughs and ectoplasmic ecstasy." ―Publishers Weekly, starred assessment on Gil's All Fright Diner

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Download E-books Once Upon A Time In The West...Country PDF

You can take the guy out of town, yet is the geographical region prepared for him?

Comedian and born and bred townie, Tony Hawks isn't scared of a problem - or certainly a superb guess. he is hitchhiked around eire with a refrigerator and brought at the Moldovan soccer group at tennis, one after the other. Now the time has come for his maximum gamble but - turning his again on cozy urban lifestyles to maneuver to the wilds of the West Country.

With his associate Fran in tow and their first baby at the approach, he embraces the rituals of village existence with usually absurd and hilarious effects, introducing us to an ensemble of eclectic characters alongside the way in which. One minute he takes half in a calamitous tractor run, the subsequent he is chairing a village assembly, yet in fact he nonetheless unearths time for one final solo experience sooner than fatherhood arrives - biking coast to coast with a mini pig known as Titch.

In the epic conflict of guy vs geographical region, who will win out?

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Download E-books The Fried Twinkie Manifesto: and other tales of disaster and damnation PDF

By Ryan Moehring

Even if fixing biblical foreskin mysteries, having his head cut up open by means of a crowbar-wielding guy named Thor or getting busted for pickpocketing in a distant Mexican wasteland, Ryan Moehring unearths in his debut number of tales and essays, The Fried Twinkie Manifesto, that his irreverent wit and skill for uncovering nuggets of perception from the rubble of the mundane make him one in every of humor’s such a lot promising newbies. whereas keeping a voice unmistakably his personal, Moehring inspires the wild mind's eye of Tom Robbins, the soul of Sedaris, and the knowledge of Vonnegut. although readers will in most cases locate themselves giggling out loud, Moehring’s eye for the profound and his unyielding honesty make sure that they're simply as more likely to cry—or balk.

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Download E-books Dark Lord: The Early Years PDF

By Jamie Thomson

The darkish Lord is confounded whilst he awakens in the midst of a small city on a planet he is by no means visible ahead of. what's this unusual position, why do they maintain calling him Dirk Lloyd, and why is he powerless opposed to those earthlings who insist on discovering his mom and dad? may perhaps it's that Dirk Lloyd is mostly a human incarnation of the darkish Lord who, after a cataclysmic ultimate conflict together with his arch nemesis, was once hurled into the Pit of Uttermost depression, aka Earth? Or is he only a misplaced and burdened boy? The darkish Lord must regain his rightful position within the universe ahead of his powers of domination and destruction are misplaced perpetually, and support comes from a very unlikely resource . . . a human good friend.

Readers will relish this wickedly funny story because the darkish Lord-the Incarnation of Evil, the realm Burner-finds that even he may need a great side.

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